Let me put this to you dear readers simply; smaller is never better.
Bigger is pretty much always better. Extra is always a plus and bonus is never viewed in anything but the most positive terms.
"lite", "nano", "mini", "Jr." are all LESS THEN something that probably came before it.
If I wanted something edited, truncated, sawed off or shrunk I would have to hand in my "Proud To Be An American" card and hop over the border into Canada.
So next time some weenie in a sales job tries and con you with the virtues of the improved tininess of something, tell em you want it big, loud and full of action because that's what makes life worth living.
Fireworks?
Fuck you, I want the atomic bomb!
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